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Erin "Crotchless" Reuben














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Name: Erin "Crotchless" Reuben

 

Birthday: May 25th

 

How did you get your name in the band?: Because I wear nothing but crotchless panties but I'm considering changing it because my mother doesn't approve... feel free to leave suggestions... so far Pokemon Reuben is at the top of the list.

 

Musical Influences: 50 cent, Cory Fry, Billy Joel, SOUL, Ginger Spice but not Sporty, Alannis Morisette, Coldplay, Epik, Ironik, Howie D, The Jackson 5, Hillary Duff, Adrea Bocelli, Dolly Parton, Louie Armstrong, Elvis (and by that I mean Stojko)

 

Favorite color: The colour of 50 cent's skin

 

Love interest: 50 cent

 

Favorite thing about being in the best band eva!: All of the fame and power (and by that I mean magical power... we're pretty much wizards)

 

Favorite food and drink: Reubens and pureed coleslaw

 

What instrument do you play?: The cymbals and I also do the monotone talking in the background

 

To the best of your knowledge, where did the name ‘Topless Reuben’ come from?:  Heaven.

 

Most favorite person in the world: 50 cent, Cory Fry, SOUL, Saurkraut, Blonde, and S to the tojko

 

Favorite Topless Reuben hit: "John Doe Suck My Ass"

 

Most memorable Reuben moment:  Every moment that we're together (especially reubening people at the dance)
 
Best Reuben Quote:"Guys, I don't think we should go to the candyshop!"

"Topless Reuben is above the law."